Charmed, I'm Sure

bigsoftbison:

not a doctor of course but i do think titties are full of serotonin

adoraweisz:

Emma: Okay, I’m gonna need you to swear—

Regina: Fuck.

Emma:

Emma: Swear as in promise—

Regina: I fucking swear.

Emma: No—

eleven-black:

NSFW

💋：

@wilblack123 I I’ve drawn what I promised you, please finish the fanfics you promised me, love you.

（The original is at the bottom）

bionicle:

boundingfeather:

death2america:

love that this caused so much controversy the thread needed to be locked. over chicken sandwich

gang this does not even scratch the surface

Someone posted a picture of a piece of chicken between two hamburger buns titled “Chicken Burger” to /r/food. Another user commented “Chicken Sandwich” on the post, and was slapped with a 30 day ban by the mods. When they responded to ask why, the mod said

“Correcting someone in public is public shaming, on top of being incorrect, it’s a pretty shitty comment to leave.”

So now /r/food is on lockdown after being spammed with posts titled “Chicken Sandwich” and other variations. The mod that handed the ban down pinned a post doubling down, comparing the situation to “Pride posts that always fill up with bigots” and “removing racists from posts featuring POC”, and including a link on “how to correctly, correct someone.”

because someone commented “Chicken Sandwich” on a post titled “Chicken Burger”.

I went and commented “Chicken Burger” on a chicken sandwich post and the moderators called me unoriginal and lacking civility and deleted it lmao

roach-works:

mariaalenkoshepard:

a-kind-of-merry-war:

timemachinetyrant:

adhdconfusion:

Person: “What’s your favorite song?”

Me with no object permanence: “UhHhHhh, it’s hard to choose.”

Person: “So, what hobbies do you have?”

My mind: *goes blank*

Some guy: what’s your favourite film?

Me: I have never seen a film in my life

Someone: tell me something about yourself

Me: *sweating* who??

quantum physics demonstrates that certain things change state when directly observed. in my case, i change into a moron.

bea:

SHAKIRA ?

podencos:

podencos:

You can’t just go anywhere and scream anymore

Everywhere is built up and occupied and peopled to the hilt. You should be able to let out a sonorous, aggrieved shriek and not worry anyone abt it. This is why we need more green spaces

chopchino:

Period.

pipis-pods:

just-shower-thoughts:

We named every moon in our solar system, yet never named our own.

that’s because those are all some other moons. a moon here and there. she is THE moon :)

(Source: just-shower-thoughts)

queenstravelingdarling:

alexaloraetheris:

chinaannemcclaincontents:

I’ve been laughing like a hyena for the past 15 minutes

This process right here??? Cinematic gold.

guerrillatech:

swanqueensalad:

barbra271:

let’s just agree to keep putting lana in capes