Who came up with kissing? Seriously?
Did 2 people one day accidentally bash heads together and went like, “Oh… That was nice”
*violently bashes head together again*
“This should be a thing”
kissing is a method of exchanging saliva (and thus DNA) to determine whether or not you would want to reproduce with that person
*Bashes heads once more*
You are a prime candidate for my child.
Miley speaks for us all.
Okay though I really don’t like Miley, I really really don’t like Bieber and I think this is perfect.
Waiting hours for a cellphone to charge may become a thing of the past, thanks to an 18-year-old high-school student’s invention. She won a $50,000 prize Friday at an international science fair for creating an energy storage device that can be fully juiced in 20 to 30 seconds.
Everybody, remember this face.
Remember this name.
If this becomes a commonly used & highly lauded discovery, at some point a White guy is going to take credit, even if he has to word it like “Improved upon a previous…”
No no no
Remember this brown girl.
When Nikki Minaj takes a shit, does her entire ass even fit on the toilet?
hopping from one dude to the next in a short span makes no sense to be so in love and then heartbroken… please..
and honey I believe the fans are the longest relationship you’ve had if your album songs are anything to go by
No I think he actually existed… There’s too many historical accounts (and no I dont mean the Bible), but I dont believe he’s the son of god.
is when they thank Jesus.
I’m sorry but do you actually think that Jesus is sitting up on a fucking cloud having a margarita and is just like, “yo, imma give you a billboard award.”
get off the stage
Lana Parrilla + colours
DISNEY IS CUTTING THEIR HAND-DRAWN ANIMATION DEPARTMENT
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.